Tr00 metal kitties show Shoggi how it’s done

Over on the tr00 metal kitties page, you can see some real life felines who like their milk served warm and their metal black.If you’ve got a tr00 metal kitty of your own, send Shoggi an email at Shoggi AT corpsepaintkitty.com and he’ll put it up on the site.

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Kinda like Paramore …

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In The Car

Cats – especially black metal cats – don’t like being displaced from their favorite seats for a girl. Especially not if the girl is Penny, whom Rob met at the library one day while researching the life of Francis Bacon.

Penny likes reading and food high in hummus. Penny wears glasses and rescues bunny rabbits from the side of the road. Penny has never heard Immortal before, but since Rob has raved about them every time he’s gone to the library (which is more times than any sensible metaller would, as far as Shoggi is concerned), she’s decided to give this whole “heavy music” thing a go.

Poor Penny. Poor Rob. Poor Shoggi …

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